How to get the D

Step 1: sing the 'i want da booty' song in opera voice
Step 2: make tray of milkshake (at least 4 milkshake)
Step 3: proceed with caution
Step 4: flutter eyelashes and flip hair
Step 5: receive the D

beautiful, beautiful bird of the summer 

(Source: fallingfromthursday)

I just got sent labatory equipment in the mail wat

oprahs-right-nipple:

when i was at my first high school there was this really religious girl who would tell you off if you swore or said stuff like ‘oh my god’ and then one day she wouldn’t stop correcting the science teacher and he just turned around and went “JESUS FUCKING CHRIST SOPHIE SHUT THE FUCK UP” and she freaked out and started praying and then the next week her parents tried to sue the teacher 

gothlolita:

if you honestly believe tumblr has taught you more than school in any way and that tumblr is more valuable than education please sit down. heres a glass of water. prepare yourself. youre wrong. yeah. ill give you a minute

(Source: amaloli)

MY TUMBLR IS EXACTLY ONE YEAR OLD

GUYS IT’S MY ONE YEAR ANNIVERSARY OF HAVING TUMBLR

gaaraofsburbia:

kidwithgoggles:

xbluemetgreen:

somanythingsunknown:

There is no official High School Musical fandom, we are all the High School Musical fandom.

we’re all in this together

Get out

No. Get your head in the game.

(Source: beautifulvolatility)

aldavir:

anthonyrichstark:

Act like Loki

 

Sleep like Captain America

 

Party like Iron Man

 

Drink like Thor

 

Look like Black Window

 

Shoot like Hawkeye

 

Think like Nick Fury

Live like Agent Phil Coulson